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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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March 8, 2004

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Grow your own dope, plant a man.

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March 8, 2004

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Eve was framed.

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March 8, 2004

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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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March 8, 2004

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How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

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March 8, 2004

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All men are animals, some just make better pets!

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March 8, 2004

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What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature.

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March 8, 2004

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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere.

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March 8, 2004

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Zero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds

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March 8, 2004

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Leg check 50 feet. Please raise skirt!

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March 8, 2004

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