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We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I got this motorhome for my wife....BEST deal I ever made!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Love is in the air, and it's a real stinker too!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Ex-lovers make great speed bumps!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Marriage: One indecent proposal!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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A friend in need...can be a real pain in the ass.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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