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Hug a Logger you will never go back to trees

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Support your local undertaker - DROP DEAD!

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March 8, 2004

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Archeologists will date any old thing

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Instant swimmer, just add water.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm out of bed, what more do you want?

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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