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It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put your boogers.

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March 8, 2004

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Defecation eventuates.

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March 8, 2004

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Let me tell you about my bowel movements.

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March 8, 2004

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If I roll up my windows and lock the doors, it's because you smell horrible.

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March 8, 2004

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One who farts in church sits in his own pew.

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March 8, 2004

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I farted so you'd smell better.

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March 8, 2004

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Vandalism - beautiful as a rock in a cops face

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March 8, 2004

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Have you ever needed to fart, but your thumb (or thong) was too far up your butt?

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March 8, 2004

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When your body cavities start to smell, it's time to take a shower.

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March 8, 2004

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At first I thought it was my dog, but DAMN you smell

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March 8, 2004

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