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My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

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March 8, 2004

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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.

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March 8, 2004

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Women want me. Fish fear me.

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March 8, 2004

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Good things come to those who BAIT!

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March 8, 2004

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will become an alcoholic.

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March 8, 2004

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A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.

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March 8, 2004

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Kiss my bass.

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March 8, 2004

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Strip me, whip me, tie me, fly me.

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March 8, 2004

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There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

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March 8, 2004

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The question of fishing is not a matter of life or death... it's more important than that.

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March 8, 2004

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