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DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

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March 8, 2004

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You can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning!

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March 8, 2004

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Rehab is for Quitters

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March 8, 2004

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God made pot, man made beer, who do you trust?

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March 8, 2004

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I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

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March 8, 2004

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I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!

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March 8, 2004

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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March 8, 2004

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Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

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March 8, 2004

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Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some

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March 8, 2004

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Instant asshole, just add alcohol

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March 8, 2004

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