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Top 25 bumpers

If ass holes could fly this place would be an airport

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Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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Don't steal; The government hates competition.

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Don't steal. The government hates competition.

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Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers

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Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

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Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!

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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege

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Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups

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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?

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Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship

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It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC

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Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control

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Caution I swerve and hit people at random.

Driving

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

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Your just jealous because the voices talk to me.

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To hell with the dog, beware of the owner

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Normal people worry me Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it

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Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

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The good thing about schizophrenia is you never run out of people to talk to.

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