|
|
Top 25 bumpers
|
|
If honesty is the best policy, I want a refund! |
| Random
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fat people are harder to kidnap. |
| Random
|
|
|
|
|
|
My wife's other car is a broom. |
| Cars
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids. |
| Breeding
|
|
|
|
|
|
Don't steal. The government hates competition. |
| Crime
|
|
|
|
|
|
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures. |
| Sexist
|
|
|
|
|
|
Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers |
| Animals
|
|
|
|
|
|
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there! |
| Mental
|
|
|
|
|
|
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. |
| Political
|
|
|
|
|
|
Coffee, Chocolate, Men -- Some things are just better rich! |
| Sexist
|
|
|
|
|
|
It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC |
| Political
|
|
|
|
|
|
OUTTA MY WAY. My kids gotta pee! |
| Kids
|
|
|
|
|
|
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them |
| Breeding
|
|
|
|
|
|
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! |
| Mental
|
|
|
|
|
|
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. |
| Sexist
|
|
|
|
|
|
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege |
| Mental
|
|
|
|
|
|
If it's too loud you're too old. |
| Cars
|
|
|
|
|
|
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier |
| Guns
|
|
|
|
|
|
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. |
| Crime
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. |
| Relationships
|
|
|
|
|
|
Madness takes its toll, Please have exact change. |
| Mental
|
|
|
|
|
|
Guys are like slinkies - it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs |
| Sexist
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it! |
| Mental
|
|
|
|
|
|
Forget the dog, beware of the WIFE. |
| Relationships
|
|
|
|
|
|
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control |
| Breeding
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Dumb Network >> Dumb Bumpers >> Top 25 Bumpers
