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I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Alcohol

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Geez if you believe in honkus.

Religion

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Instant swimmer, just add water.

Occupation

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If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Breeding

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Beer is proof that God wanted men to be happy. ~Ben Franklin

Alcohol

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