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Now I know why God made people blind!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Do I look like a grocery item to you? I see you checking me out.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you know that I look better than you!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Does this condom make me look fat?

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I may be fat, slow, and ugly, but I'm ahead of you

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Fat women are like mopeds - fun to ride until your friends find out

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I may look weird, but I can still kick your ass in Jeopardy

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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If you like my bumper, you'd LOVE my headlights!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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