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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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"Beauty is only skin deep." Is just something ulgy people say to make themselves feel better.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm not fat. I'm just too short for my weight!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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He only likes you 'cuz he hasn't met me yet.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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God created men first, cuz every masterpiece needs a sloppy-copy!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're ugly!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Dress Code: 14 Teeth

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Fat People are Harder to Kidnap!

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March 8, 2004

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Are you in shape? I am. Round is a shape.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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