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Beauty is only skin deep, Ugly goes all the way to the bone.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Pierced in places you'd love to lick.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm not fat, I just don't crap enough!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm not an honor student anywhere but I have a nice ass!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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When people tell you that you have a great personality, they're really thinking, "DAMN! You're so ugly!"

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Is it hot in here, or is that YOU?

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm not fat -- I'm overskinny

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I can't be conceited because conceit is an imperfection and I'm PERFECT!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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